Teacher: What is the formula of water?
Student: H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O Hcl etc.
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Sir, this is Ganga water!
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NASA decided to send Mr. Gumuthe to the moon. Half the way, Mr. Gumuthe jumped to the earth and shouted – “How dare you cheat me!? Today is AMAVASYA [New Moon Day]. There will be no MOON.
Collected by: M. Kishore & Nagendra Babu. IX - B
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