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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid.Mr.Gumuthe stands up- we must find & stop her!


Mr.Gumuthe-why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Mr.Gumuthe-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Mr.Gumuthe: The future tense is "you will go to jail".


Mr.Gumuthe gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Mr.Gumuthe: "I've been promoted as branch manager."


Mr.Gumuthe was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!


One Gumuthe professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Mr.Gumuthe told his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It’s already raining.Mr.Gumuthe: So what? Take an umbrella and go.


Mr.Gumuthe found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What came first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.


Mr.Gumuthe wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.Angry Mr.Gumuthe: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!


Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Mr.Gumuthe:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....